video games until two in the morning. It was a rut heâd gotten himself stuck in, and one both me and his ex-girlfriend really wanted him to get out of.
So, Iâd given him a reading and laid out all the many ways he could rather immediately improve his life. Iâd told him in no uncertain terms to get his act together, find a house, buy it, get some new furniture that didnât scream âfrat house,â furnish said home, and show the girls how grown-up he could be.
I mean, Oscar was a really good-looking guy and heâd been with the bureau since he was in his early twenties. Now in his mid-thirties, he had to be making some great coin, and he was otherwise a very responsible, kind, and decent man. I knew most girls would think him a total catch until he took them home. Then I suspected theyâd suddenly remember a cat at their apartment that needed feeding.
âIâve been busy,â he said in reply to my remark about house hunting.
I glared at him. âYou
do
know Iâve got an inboard lie detector, right?â
Oscar sighed. He knew he wasnât gonna win this fight. âChange is hard for me, Cooper.â
Candice was watching our back-and-forth with interest and a little gleam in her eye. âYou know,â she said casually, âAbby has a pretty great eye for real estate.â
I turned to her. âI do?â
She ignored me. âAnd sheâs also got a great eye for decorating.â
Oscarâs brow furrowed and he leaned in. âShe does?â
Candice waved her arms around the house as if my living room spoke for itself. I took it all in, and I kinda had to admit, the place did look pretty good, but that was as much my flair as Dutchâs. Our styles blended nicely together.
Oscar too was looking around and nodding his head. And then, as if heâd suddenly caught on to exactly what Candice was hinting at, he said, âCooper, would you help me look for a house?â
âUh . . . ,â I said.
âSheâs got a really busy week next week,â Candice said for me.
Now it was my turn to furrow my brow. What point was she trying to make?
âSheâs taken on a new case, and all of her spare time is going to be spent chasing down leads.â
âOh,â Oscar said, and I swore he looked disappointed.
âThen again,â Candice said, as if an idea had suddenly occurred to her, âif she had help chasing down those leads, sheâd have more free time to devote to your cause.â
I rolled my eyes, but Oscar still looked puzzled. I decided to spell it out for him. âOscar, if you want to spend your vacation helping me on a cold case Iâve just taken on, then Iâll help you hunt for a house and the furniture to fill it.â
He perked right up. âReally?â
âYes. But Iâll also need to take you to a department store. Or maybe the whole mall.â
âWhat for?â
âA new wardrobe, dude. Seriously.â
He looked down at himself and grinned. âWhen you have a body this good, Cooper, you donât need fancy clothes.â
I crossed my arms and sat back on the couch, mimicking Candiceâs pose. âJust out of curiosity, how many dates have you gone on lately?â
His grin faltered. After a pause he said, âOkay, but just a couple of shirts and some shorts. Nothing too crazy.â
Candice and I traded a look. âWeâll see,â was my only promise.
We gave Oscar a lift to the garage next to the bureau offices, as heâd ridden to the poker game the night before with Dutch. Before leaving us, he promised to catch up with me later, after heâd taken another nap. Meanwhile, we girls drove just down the street to our new offices.
Candice and I had been rather unceremoniously kicked out of our last office suite by a jerk of a landlord who had no legal standing to evict us, and even though weâd found awesome new digs not far
Charles Tang
Jennifer Mortimer
Stephen Dando-Collins
Doug Johnson, Lizz-Ayn Shaarawi
Tymber Dalton
Twyla Turner
Pati Nagle, editors Deborah J. Ross
Adrienne Lecter
Sara York
Cynthia Harrod-Eagles