get the milkshake and the cook.
Iâm due for some luck and now, all of a sudden out of nowhere, I get a triple dose. The musician starts and heâs good, with enough sense to open with a little Bonnie Raitt, who hardly anybody remembers and practically everybody likes. The music soothes me and, more important, it soothes the Lucy dog, who curls up under the table and goes to sleep as if to confirm that itâs been a hell of a day and he for one would be happy to see the end of it. The milkshake shows up, complete with its bacon straw, and itâs the best damn thing Iâve ever put in my mouth. I donât know if Iâd pay $107 for it, but Iâll gladly pay $7 and Iâm starting to relax a little bit, lulled into a sort of bluesy sugar trance, when the cook emerges and says that sure, yeah, of course he remembers the Juicy Lucy.
âI donât know what your mama told you,â he says, folding his arms across his big stomach, âand I hope Iâm not speaking out of turn. But the Juicy wasnât some family diner, it was a pothead place. Like a bar where people got high instead of drunk and the cops closed it down for good more than thirty years ago.â
Well, thatâs something to digest. Lucyâs woken up and I throw him half the bacon, which gets his tail wagging so hard that the whole table starts pulsating. âBut it had food?â I ask, remembering the bag with that great circle of grease.
âWell, sure it had food. Stoners gotta eat.â He laughs, but doesnât unfold his arms. âBurgers and shit, but the food was just the cover. It was out by the airport. Not the airport airport, but one of those back roads that take you down to the shorter runways where the private planes land.â He looks at the server. âWhatâs the name of that road? The one where they found that poor little girlâs body last year?â
âWhat poor little girl?â I ask. The musician is leafing through his music.
âSome dead teenager,â says the cook. âAll Iâm saying is that thereâs not a big call for urban development out that way. But that might work in your favor, since the odds are high the buildingâs still standing just like it was. It had this big pink and purple mermaid lady sprayed on the side like graffiti. You know, like that Beatles cartoon.â
â Yellow Submarine ?â
âThatâs the one. Damned hippie place.â He moved toward the table, clicking an ink pen. âHere. Give me that napkin. I canât remember the road name but Iâll draw you a map.â
Perhaps at one time the phrase âprivate airportâ conjured up images of status and exclusivity, but now the road that runs behind the main airportâwhich, as it ends up, has the completely unimaginative name Freight Roadâholds nothing more than long-term parking lots, mechanics, a FedEx drop-off, and a couple of down-on-their-luck strip clubs, which claim to have BEER and GIRLS , but without showing any particular enthusiasm for either. I drive all the way to the very end and shine the Blackhawkâs lights into an overgrown field and there it is, just where the cook promised. A concrete building so engulfed in kudzu that you can barely make out the name. But the JUI is clear enough, as are pieces of the lady herself, one shoulder and both feet, so the cook did have that part wrong. Sheâs not a mermaid, sheâs some sort of goddess.
Either way, itâs hard to imagine my motherâor even the dark-eyed, smirking Honey of that old photographâever hanging out at a place like this. I can only assume that she originally entered the pink-painted door of the Juicy Lucy halfway through her tour with Elvis, when the Lisa Marie landed on one of these short runways and taxied into one of these small hanÂgars. I get Lucy out and let him pee. The headlights of the Blackhawk pump an arc of yellow-green light
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