caused. âIâve been looking for this room for twenty minutes. The numbers arenât sequential.â
Dressed in black pants and black-heeled boots, she marched around like she owned the place. She scrawled her name on a blank name tag, growing exasperated when she couldnât peel off the waxy back.
Tearing it in half, she finally peeled it apart, slapped the sticky back on her chest, and ended up in front of Fred, whose mouth hung open. âHereâs my paperwork,â she said.
Flustered, Fred tried to find the words. âI canât allow you in this class. Timeliness and perfect attendance are requirements.â
She looked at his chest. âFred, I already explained that I couldnât find the room. So how about you giving me a break?â
âM-m-my hands are tied.â
Tia folded her arms over her chest and walked toward the already too close instructor. âFred, Iâm here for anger management because Iâm angry! So, unless youâre willing to mark me absent, which we know isnât true, Iâm staying.â With that, she plopped into a chair and crossed her legs.
Fred wiped his comb-over twice, his eyes wide.
âYou should let her in,â Pebbles told Fred. âYou can see sheâs got issues.â
Tia looked at the woman. âThank you. No wonder kids flunk out of school. They canât ever find their classrooms.â
The other women chuckled in agreement.
Byron watched the exchange as if it were a bad play in community theatre.
âOh, okay. Th-this one ... just once,â Fred finally managed. âLetâs get down to business.â
Byron wondered how long it would be before Tia saw him.
âIntroduce yourself. Starting in the back.â
âIâm Roxy,â the woman said a table up from Byron.
Tia turned around, saw Byron, and gathered her things. âIs there another class offered at this same time?â she asked Fred.
âNo.â He backpedaled like a frightened golden retriever.
She shouldered her bag. âI guess Iâll have to do my thirty days in jail.â
Fred danced like a fire had started in his pocket protector. âI said you could stay, Ms. Uhââhe squinted, a good four inches below the name tag sheâd stuck near her shoulderââwow.â
âLike what you see?â Tia snapped her jacket, and Fred jumped. âCan men only read at breast level?â
âI wasnât looking at your bre-bââ
âWhatâs my name?â Tia demanded.
âUh ...â Fred looked like he needed a bathroom. âI donât know.â
âCase closed. Can we move on?â Tia remained standing.
Byron pitied Fred, who had wiped his comb-over so often, it had crested at the crown of his head. Then he collapsed in his chair.
âPlease, somebody introduce yourself. Give a brief explanation as to why youâre here. Start here.â Fred motioned to Tia, without looking.
âIâm Tia. Iâm here because my ex-fiancé cheated on me, and I got caught redecorating his car by a heartless police officer who thought I was making a play for him when I was really fainting, then gave me a black eye, and arrested me, anyway.â
The gushed words came to an abrupt halt.
âWhat a jerk,â Roxy said. âHeâs probably jealous because he doesnât have a woman.â
Ouch.
Breakfast with Lynn had been an illusion. Having her at his house when he got home this morning had made him want her there.
Someone there, he corrected. Not necessarily her. Yet, he hadnât told her not to come back tomorrow.
âSheâd probably leave him because heâs too busy minding other peopleâs business and not earning any money,â the purse lady said.
âGet him fired,â Pebbles added. âIâll bet most of us are here because of a man.â
The women started clapping like they were in church. Byron wondered
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