right?â
âRight.â
âI never met a decent man who wasnât. Only the slobs are libres .â
â Libres? â
âThatâs what they call the cabs in Mexico. It means theyâre free for customers.â
âMurphy Anderson is sitting down in your living room.â
âLet him set. You keep testing, donât you?â
âThatâs what they pay me for, Mrs. Tulleyââ
âCall me Lenore. Youâve moved into my bedroom.â She poured herself another vodka and tossed it down, shivered, and said to Masuto, âWhat are you, anyway? I mean, Christian or Mormon or ancestor worship or what?â
âI am a Buddhist, Mrs. Tulley. Youâve been married six years. No children?â
âThat is none of your damn business. Christ, maybe it is. I donât know what is your business. I was married to Mike. You know, he kept a little book of every dame he took to bed, one hundred and twenty-seven entries, names, places, dates and physical descriptions, just in case he should confuse them.â
âHe showed it to you?â
âNo, my dear Detective Masuto. I got at it when he was away. Dirty curiosity. And you want me to have kids with that? Oh, noâthank God, thatâs one I missed.â She stared at him then with awakened interest. âGood Lord, you still think that maybe I am Samantha, donât you?â
âNo, youâre not Samantha. But suppose we take four of your friends, Mrs. TulleyâTrude Burke, Phoebe Greenberg, Stacy Anderson and Arlene Cotterââ
âMy friends?â
âYou know them well, donât you?â
âWhat is well? Arlene Cotter is a bitch with the mouth of a snake. Stacy folds her hands across her belly and she drinks too much. Sheâs contented Beverly Hills. Phoebe Greenbergâwell, no one knows her. I donât even think Phoebe knows her. The day after she married Al, she became Great Lady of Beverly Hills. Itâs the only part she ever had and she decided she would play it better without any speaking lines. And Trude Burke is a little tramp.â
âOh? What do you mean when you call someone a tramp?â
She downed a third vodka and replied, âI mean Iâm being a bitch. And if you donât know what a tramp is, my inscrutable Oriental, look it up in Mencken on slang.â
âAnd which of the four is Samantha, Mrs. Tulley?â
âYou must be kidding.â
âNot at all. Will you answer a question truthfullyâone question?â
âYouâre impugning me, and I no longer like you, Mr. Chan. I know damn well what you intend to ask me. You are going to say, âMy dear Mrs. Tulley, is one of them Samantha?â The answer is yes. One of them is Samantha. Youâre goddamn right one of them is!â
âWhich one?â
Lenore Tulley shook her head. She was a little drunk and she was becoming thoughtful.
âWhich one?â
âFuzz,â she answered with distaste. âWhat am I doing here in my own bedroom with an Oriental fuzz playing psychological games with me? Drop dead, Mr. Detective.â
âYou said you wanted to get your husbandâs killer.â
âDid I? What could I have been thinking of? Killing Mike was a public service. She deserves a medal.â
In the bedlam downstairs, Murphy Anderson sat like a lost child, hunched over in his chair, warding off the reporters and hiding from the TV cameras, which were still barred from the house.
Masuto watched him as Beckman said, âDo you want to talk to the maid, housekeeper?â
âNo. Get their statements.â
âThereâs no one you want to arrest?â Beckman asked hopefully.
âNoâno one.â
âLet me get out of here, would you?â Murphy Anderson asked.
âYou donât want to talk to the widow?â
âNo, I donât want to talk to the widow. I only want to get out of
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