without using her hands.
I tap on the window and she almost jumps out of her skin.
I instinctively reach for my creds so I can flash my badge before remembering I donât have one anymore.
I take a step back from the car and try to look as harmless as possible.
She gives me a hesitant smile and rolls down her window. Even from a distance, I can feel the blast of air-conditioning.
âHi, there. Deputy Penrose gave me a call. Says youâre having some car trouble.â
I reach out my hand for her to shake.
âIâm Shae-Lynn.â
She looks at my hand for a moment. Itâs hard for me to read her eyes because sheâs wearing a jaunty white ball cap.
She finally takes my hand. Hers is beautiful. It reminds me of some of the hands of high-priced D.C. mistresses who passed through my security screenings on their way upstairs to visit their sugar daddies in the Capitol office buildings after hours.
The hands of the wives were always nice, too, but none of them had the satiny perfection of the girlfriendsâ. One of the reasons was age. Another was that most of the wives hadnât always been pampered. They had struggled before their husbands were elected and their lifestyles were elevated. Their hands had changed some diapers and washed some dishes and done some gardening. Not so for the mistresses. These girls were in their twenties and had never done anything with their hands except jerk off other womenâs husbands.
This one is pale, soft, blemish- and wrinkle-free. Itâs even hard to make out her knuckles. The nails are almond-shaped and painted in a high-gloss burgundy. Not a smudge or a chip or a scratch on them.
âPamela,â she says, then thinks to add, âJameson.â
âNice to meet you, Miss Jameson.â
She smiles. I knew sheâd like that. Her lips are painted the same exact color as her nails and theyâre equally flawless. Remarkable.
âItâs Mrs. Jameson,â she corrects me.
âIâm sorry. Iâm here to change your flat tire if youâd like me to.â
âHe said he was going to send a mechanic who used to be a police officer so I could trust him.â
âThat would be me. Except Iâm not a him and Iâm not a mechanic. I run a cab company.â
I hand her one of my business cards.
âBut Iâm perfectly capable of changing a flat tire,â I go on. âAnd I used to be a police officer so you can trust me.â
âWell,â she says slowly. âI suppose if the deputy sent you.â
She suddenly holds up one index finger to keep me silent as she finishes her phone call. When sheâs done, she smiles again and tells me, âThat was my sister-in-law. My niece just earned her anti-stress badge in Girl Scouts.â
âAnti-stress badge?â I wonder. âAre you serious? How do you earn it?â
âDifferent activities. They keep a feelings diary. They learn how to give foot massages. They visit a spa. They practice breathing exercises.â
âHow old are these girls?â
âBetween ten and twelve. Youâd be amazed at the amount of stress theyâre already under at that age.â
âLike the stress of having to earn an anti-stress badge?â
She doesnât say anything.
I continue standing there while she continues to sit in the car.
âIt would be easier for me if you get out of the car,â I finally explain to her. âAnd youâll need to turn off the engine.â
âOh,â she says.
I watch her crawl down out of her cockpit. Sheâs wearing a sleeveless, silk blend, mock turtleneck, a pair of white Capri pants, and leather flats that match her top exactly. The tunic and shoes are a blue-green, but Iâm sure sheâd call the color Lagoon or Waterfall. The matching cardigan lies neatly across the backseat.
âHow do you know the deputy?â she asks me. âDid you used to work
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