watching a basketball game while her mother roamed the kitchen, looking for things to clean. The musicians were off-duty, and someone had put on a hip-hop tape, probably trying to get rid of the parents. Bonnie strolled up to them, glass in hand. âWhy donât you do the cake thing?â
The cake was chocolate, and the baker had aspired to three layers but settled for a lopsided two. Some of Ericâs old soccer club friends had procured a cake topper in the shape of a soccer player fleeing, being tackled by a bride in full dress. Good old Jane laughed along with everyone else. But why was it assumed that she was the one catching Eric? Even if he was a doctor, even if that was how everybody saw it. Wasnât there some more refined tradition, in which the gentleman pursued the lady, paid her court, won her hand, and then was congratulated on his good fortune?
âWeâre not going to feed each other cake,â Eric announced, in case anyone was expecting it. No one seemed to be. Their friends were allsmart, modern. Not that many of them had married yet themselves, but they were not inclined to follow a lot of used-up customs like smashing cake into each otherâs faces, or the groom taking off the brideâs garter, even if Jane had worn such a thing as a garter. Jane supposed she might have to throw her bouquet, though there wasnât much clearance in the apartment. She would worry about that later, along with everything else she had to worry about. Now she concentrated on cutting an acceptable slice of cake, Ericâs hand on the knife alongside her own. The cake was delicious, everyone agreed, and if it was a bit crumbly, that didnât interfere with taste.
The family members ate their cake and began to migrate doorward. âCall us,â Janeâs mother said, kissing her. âOh, I wish you werenât going so far away!â
Oh, but she was glad she was. She was ready to be someone else, not the focus of everyoneâs worry and exasperation, Jane the difficult, the delicate, the droopy. Someone she could only be in her new estate, one half of this new and splendid creature, a married couple.
The parents, both sets of them, shook hands with each other and said theyâd be seeing each other again before too long, and then retreated to their own cars to nurse their private opinions of each other. Behind them, the party loosened up, grew louder. Jane took off her shoes, Eric his tie, and when a slower, smokier song came on, they danced in the center of the small living room, to general applause.
They collapsed onto the couch, breathless, happy, beginning to think about the end of the evening, of going home together to the packed-up apartment and making love. They squeezed hands, meaning they wouldnât stay that much longer.
The best man, one of Ericâs med school friends, said that he guessed he should propose a toast. That was what you did at weddings, even one as marginally traditional as this one. âTo Eric and Jane,â he announced, holding his plastic cup on high. He was a little drunk, as were they all. âThey go together like, wait, I got this. Like . . .â He shook his head owlishly.
âLike Bonnie and Clyde,â someone suggested.
âNo, not them.â
âRoy Rogers and Dale Evans. And maybe Trigger.â
âYou guys, just let me finish, OK?â The best man lowered his glass to take a drink, then stopped himself and raised it again. âEric, Jane, the two of you are meant to be together, because who else would put up with Eric? Jane, donât let him get away with any shit. I know you think heâs a nice guy, but soon the scales will fall from your eyes. Jane, I donât know you that well, but thereâs probably something wrong with you too.â
Somebody said, âWhat exactly are we drinking to here?â
âAlcohol and happiness,â the best man declared, but the group voted to edit
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