Put What Where?

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should wear soft, noiseless slippers.
    Thirty days of foreplay – or seventy if she’s dark
    Sad Smara ( Six Stages of Love ) (Bali, 19th century)
    Stage one : use love talk on the woman you desire. Be careful to use beautiful language to evoke her desire.
    Stage two : watch her closely and memorize her features. Use these for attraction magic in which you mentally call her to accompany you in all activities. If you are totally focused, the woman will come to you directly.
    Stage three : this is a strict regime of touching her body, according to the stage of the moon, in order to arouse her. From the first to the fifteenth days of the waxing moon, start at her feet and move up the right side of her body to her head, touching in turn the big toe, sole, heel, ankle, calf, knee, thigh, hip, genitals, navel, breast, chin, lips, eyes and forehead. Once the moon begins to wane, reverse this list, moving down her left side. If you always touch the correct body part, accompanied by flattery and sweet talk, she will be aroused with an insatiable desire for you.
    Stage four : your yogic meditation should attract your beloved emotionally and physically, through thought-transfer. The number of days you must meditate depends on the colour of her skin. If she is pale, it takes three days. Medium-toned women take seven days and nights. Dark take forty nights and days. Avoid sexual contact with other women. If the yoga is successful, you will be able to visualize yourself having sex with her on a particular day, at which point she will either come to you or, if she can’t, weep unrelentingly.
    Stage five : this requires you to be skilled and respectful in sexual relations, satisfying the woman as if she is hungry and must be given food, but with neither too much nor too little. The acts used to sexually arouse a woman are called boxing, squirrel eats a nut, frog climbs a banana tree and thrusting pig (sadly, these are not described, but you can guess).
    Stage six : do it all over again.
    Five steps to heaven: the tao of dalliance
    Mawangdui medical manuscripts (200–300 BC )
    The essential task in the pleasures of play is to be slow and prolonged. If only he can be slow and prolonged the woman then is greatly pleased. She treats him with the closeness she feels for her brothers, and loves him like her father and mother. One who has mastered this tao deserves to be called a heavenly gentleman ...
    First , when her chi rises and her face becomes flushed, slowly exhale
    Second , when her nipples become hard and her nose perspires slowly embrace her
    Third , when her tongue slowly spreads and becomes lubricious, slowly press her
    Fourth , when secretions appear below and her thighs are damp, slowly take hold of her
    Fifth , when her throat is dry and she swallows saliva, slowly agitate her
    Keep working at it
    Dr Walter Robie, Sex and Life (1916)
    No woman is so glacial that she will not respond to the tactful insistence of the right man ... The husband should not rest easy, nor should the wife allow him to, until they have discovered the methods and positions which give her the greatest pleasure and completest orgasm.
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MANUAL MARTYRS

    Despite Carlile and Drysdale’s best efforts, the moral tide continued to pull towards a new era of superficial primness: Victorianism.
    The plain-speaking sexuality of Venette’s Mysteries of Conjugal Love Reveald and the Masterpiece steadily became watered down through the second half of the 1800s to the point where new editions no longer discussed sex openly or explained the anatomy of the genitals. Instead, words of warning were added.
    The moral clampdown began to claim victims. Charles Knowlton’s The Fruits of Philosophy had for 40 years been openly sold as a mainstay of contraceptive advice on both sides of the Atlantic when, in the 1870s, a Bristol printer was sentenced to two years’ prison with hard labour for selling it. In response, a pair of freethinkers, Charles Bradlaugh and Annie

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