edible? Maybe we should go fishing. What kind of fish were they, Henry? Trout? Bream?â
âGuys, can we focus here? Iâm freaking out.â
âWhy?â Murray said.
âI think I like her.â It wasnât easy for me to say. It wasnât something Iâd normally admit to. Maybe, because it was senior year, I wanted some scandal. Not âcontracting an STD from my shared love interest and earning the nickname the Trichomoniasis Trioâ levels of scandal, but something. I was always on the outskirts of the teenage drama, always listening to Lolaâs and Murrayâs stories of love found and love lost, but I was never a participant.
For the first time, I wanted in. For the first time, someone might be worth it.
âOh boy,â Lola said.
Muz wiped a fake tear from his eye. âIâve waited so long for this auspicious moment. Our little ankle biter finally becomes a man.â
âWhat do I do?â I said.
âDoes she like you? I mean, could you see something happening?â Lola said.
âWell, she did take me to her secret fishpond and talk to me about death. Maybe, in her brain, that means sheâs super into me?â
âNot necessarily. If she
is
an MPDG, she probably takes everyone there.â
âGrace isnât a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, okay? If she were, she would wear sundresses and have bangs and ride a Dutch bike with baguettes in the basket and smile a lot. Sheâs not quirky; sheâs straight-up weird. Actually, I think she might be depressed.â
âOkay, lover boy, I wasnât trying to insult you.â
I didnât tell La what I was really thinking: that Grace had turned up at school that morning in the same clothes sheâd worn last night, her hair a nest piled at the top of her skull, her eyes rimmed red and puffy from a sleepless night. Girls who lied about having family in the city and occasionally slept in the streets hardly seemed capable of fitting the Manic Pixie Dream Girl archetype.
Murray swung his arm over my shoulder. âLook, mate. The most important thing is to not be too hasty. You get one opportunity with this. You balls it up and youâll be in some strife. Give it time. You only met her a week ago. Just assess the situation. Take note of her body language. Get to know her before you crack onto her, right?â
âThat is strangely the wisest thing youâve ever said,â said Lola.
âAs weâd say Down Under, thereâs no point pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork on a hot day.â
âAre these real Australian sayings or do you come up with this stuff yourself?â I said.
âItâs genetic,â Muz said, grinning. âWeâre born with it already in our blood.â
âAnd whatâs this crap about âI go somewhere in the afternoonsâ?â Lola said. âWhat does that even mean?â
I shrugged. âNo idea. She gets out of the car, wanders down the street, and disappears. Two or three hours later, the car vanishes too. I donât know if she comes back for it or if someone else drives it away or what.â
âThatâs some enigmatic fuckery right there,â Murray said.
âGrace Town is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma,â I said.
âWe
could
solve it. I mean, I know we ainât no Madison Carlson, but we
could
give it a red-hot go.â
âWe could,â La said slowly. âFollow her. See where she goes. Suss out the sitch.â
âThatâs a bit Christian Greyâish, donât you think?â I said.
âDude, you arenât gonna sniff her hair while she sleeps. Weâre just gonna trail her for five minutes to see where she goes. She might be visiting her
boyfriend
or something.â I could tell by the way Murray enunciated the word
boyfriend
that he knew the mere mention of a possible lover would be enough for me to agree. He was
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