on page after page the childlike need and weakness at the core of his overbearing masculinity, and to make the reader pity him and like him and, therefore, find him funny. The language he speaks at home, not baby talk exactly, something weirder, is an endlessly inventive cascade of alliteration, nonsensical rhymes, puns, running jokes, clashing diction levels, and private references; quotation out of context canât do it justice. As his best friend says to him, admiringly, âSam, when you talk, you know you create a world.â His children are at once enthralled by his words and more sensibly grown-up than he is. When heâs ecstatically describing a future form of travel, projection by dematerialization, in which passengers âwill be shot into a tube and decomposed,â his oldest son dryly declares: âNo one would travel.â
The immovable objects opposed to Samâs irresistible force are Henny and her stepdaughter, Louie, the child of his dead first wife. Henny is the spoiled, amoral, and now operatically suffering daughter of a wealthy Baltimore family. The hatred between husband and wife is heightened by the determination of each not to let the other leave and take the children. Their all-out war, aggravated by their deepening money troubles, is the novelâs narrative engine, and here again what saves their hatred from being monstrousâmakes it comic insteadâis its very extremity. Neurasthenic, worn-out, devious Henny, given to âblack looksâ and blacker moods, is the household âhagâ (her word) who pours reality-based poison into her childrenâs eagerly open ears. Her language is as full of neurotic pain and darkness as Samâs is full of unrealistic love and optimism. As the narrator notes, âHe called a spade the predecessor of modern agriculture, she called it a muck dig: they had no words between them intelligible.â Or, as Henny says, âHe only wants the truth, but he wants my mouth shut.â And: âHe talks about human equality, the rights of man, nothing but that. How about the rights of woman, Iâd like to scream at him.â But she doesnât scream it at him directly, because the two of them havenât been on speaking terms for years. She instead leaves terse notes addressed to âSamuel Pollit,â and both of them use the children as emissaries.
While Sam and Hennyâs war takes up the novelâs foreground, its less and less secret arc is Samâs deteriorating relationship with his eldest child, Louie. Many good novelists produce entire good oeuvres without leaving us one indelible, archetypal character. Christina Stead, in one book, gives us three, of which Louie is the most endearing and miraculous. She is a big, fat, clumsy girl who believes herself to be a genius; âIâm the ugly duckling, youâll see,â she shouts at her father when heâs tormenting her. As Randall Jarrell noted, while many if not most writers were ugly ducklings as children, few if any have ever conveyed as honestly and completely as Stead does the pain of the experience of being one. Louie is forever covered with cuts and bruises from her bumblings, her clothes forever stained and shredded from her accidents. Sheâs befriended only by the queerest of neighbors (for one of whom, old Mrs. Kydd, in one of the novelâs hundred spectacular little scenes, she consents to drown an unwanted cat in the bathtub). Louie is constantly reviled by both parents for her slovenliness: that she isnât pretty is a terrible blow to Samâs narcissism, while, to Henny, her oblivious self-regard is an intolerable seconding of Samâs own (âShe crawls, I can hardly touch her, she reeks with her slime and filthâshe doesnât notice!â). Louie keeps trying to resist being drawn into her fatherâs insane-making games, but because sheâs still a child, and because she loves him, and because
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