âAre you breaking up with me?â
I wasnât breaking up with him. I just wanted him gone so I could get some me-time. âJust go home, Juan Carlos.â
âI am not going home. This is just an argument, and tomorrow you will think differently.â He slipped out of his pants and pulled back the covers on the bed.
This was not going well. I decided to resort to âThe List,â a list of things a man is not supposed to say to a woman ⦠only I have to flip it around some. âJuan Carlos, if you were a woman, you would always be on your period.â
He gasped.
âIf you were a woman, Juan Carlos, you would have a terminal case of PMS.â
He jumped out of the bed.
âIf you were a woman, you would be a bitch, Juan Carlos. The dictionary must have your picture next to the word âbitch.ââ
His jaw dropped.
âNo one tells me what to do in my own house, Juan Carlos. Youâre ⦠not ⦠my ⦠daddy!â
I have never seen Juan Carlos move so fast. He dressed, said âYou ⦠youâ a couple times, eventually called
me
a âbitchâ and a âbunta,â and tore out of the house. I watched dirt flying up from behind his mamaâs rusty old Bonneville and sighed when the taillights finally disappeared.
Later, alone again with a glass of iced tea, standing at the edge of the pond, I hummed some old Bessie Smith blues as the tiny waves of the pond lapped at my feet.
The next day, Juan Carlos returned with a dozen long-stem roses and some outstanding takeout from ElRodeo. He also apologized to me all night long for his bad attitude.
I likes me some drama.
Juan Carlos is good for that.
And he dances horizontally just fo-ine.
Chapter 7
I have never almost âlostâ Karl like that, mainly because Karl is so hard to find sometimes. But when I do find him, I usually have to take a day off from work and life in general afterward. We, um, we tear it up.
Iâve been with Karl the longest, about eight months. I was between men when I first met him while jogging through Washington Park on a hot August day. Our first few conversations intrigued me mainly for what he
could
have said but
didnât
say, and for what I
could
have said but
didnât
say.
To stay in shape for the upcoming tryouts for the Roanoke Revenge, I used to park over at the Addison Middle School track and run a loop from there through a neighborhood down to a creek and up the hill to the Washington Park pool and the field beyond, where I did some wind sprints. Thus, Karl saw me for the first time at my absolute worst that hot, humid August day. I was sweaty. I was stank. I was shiny. I was funky.
He was sitting on the hood of his Blazer wearing awhite wife beater, long black baggy jean shorts, and tan Timberland boots. He had a little bling going on, but mostly he was tattooed and muscled from the neck down and he was fo-ine.
And I looked like shitâexcept for my running shoesâin some old green mesh shorts, an oversized gray long-sleeved shirt, and a black Nike visor, but thatâs how I usually work out. Why do so many women try to look cute when they canât possibly look cute, all sweaty and stank, when they work out? Why ruin a âshe-sheâ hundred-dollar jogging outfit with sweat when any old pair of sweats will do?
Okay, okay. I didnât match that day. My âshe-sheâ running shorts and top were already dirty, and my âoutfitâ (such as it was) was the best I could find. Besides, I didnât expect to meet anyone, right?
As I neared him that day, he called out, âWhat you running for, girl?â
I played the shy girl, pointing at myself.
He smiled. âYeah, Iâm talking to you.â
I could barely catch my breath. That hill was a killer, and so was his smile. âHey,â I said. I
didnât
say, âIs this your ride?â or âDo I know you?â or âWhatâs your
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